Young Buck Breaks Down.

Aw, damn, man. I feel bad for the guy. He owes 50 money, he owes the IRS money... he "got confused, a lil' bit"... he doesn't want to be "dis-membered" from the crew... he just wants to make 50 happy. And then Curtis go and put this shit on the internet. That's fucked up, Curtis. I really feel like I'm not supposed to be hearing this stuff, man.

What's So Shocking About It?

From allhiphop.com:

Ralph “Ralphie” Simms, an incarcerated former Black Mafia Family member, has alleged in court that rapper Young Jeezy received kilos of cocaine from BMF.

The stunning claim [emphasis added] was made in the cocaine-conspiracy trial of Fleming “Ill” Daniels, another alleged BMF member, according to Creative Loafing in Atlanta.

Uh, I think it's safe to say that, based on Jeezy's own volunteered testimony (which you can acquire at any music outlet of your choosing), he has dabbled in the sale of illicit drugs at some point in his life. And, he also apparently shouts out the BMF crew in his raps all the time -- I couldn't say for sure -- I can't stand the guy's ad-libs, so I've never really made it through much of his music. And never mind the fact that his whole branding is based on a goofy-looking snowman, that, if you read between the lines, is made out of cocaine. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah -- what's so "stunning" about Ralphie's claim?

My takeaway from all of this: fuckin' retards, all of 'em.

Mitchell Rose vs. Jay-Z

Uh, Jay-Z stole your whispering style? If you say so. Good luck getting that $88 mil, though.

Most Appropriate Emcee Name Ever.

The Luniz' Numskull was taken into custody and has been charged with 15 felonies, including sodomy and rape of a victim unable to consent. What an (alleged) asshole.

I'm a firm believer in innocent until proven guilty, but these are some pretty specific charges here, so I don't know -- it's looking like some, if not all of the allegations might have some truth to them. In any case, it's really not that hard to avoid situations where there's even a shadow of a doubt that you might actually have done some stuff like this.

Damn - just like everyone else, I really was diggin' I got Five on It back in the day. Well, as someone in the comments put it, I'll bet the judge has at least 25 on it.